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Next we had Lindsay Lohan, who may be the worst actress I have ever seen, (and I have seen plenty) playing a very true to life role as a wealthy, spoiled trashy, promiscuous drug addicted bitch with a heart of stone. Not a very likable girl at all! They used a body double for the raciest scenes and that was probably due to her less than amazing physique rather than her modesty. Nobody watching the flick will be in a hurry to hire Lohan to star in their film.
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Michelle Rodriquez was really good, and Cheech Marin was entertaining as usual. Don Johnson was decent in his role as a psycho vigilante and Jeff Fahey stole the show as the Governor aid this guy can really act. Stevan Seagal was his usual portly self the guy still can act. It always fun, however, to see what sort of clothing he will don to hide his unsightly bulging gut.
All in all, Machet mi adidas e somehow works as a film and was certainly entertaining, and that is all that really matters. For my money, it stands well above Stallone The Expendables more clever and with superior acting. Of co mi adidas urse Mache mi adidas te is not serious cinema, but neither does it pretend to be. The humorous “Coming Soon, Machete Kills” in the film credits lets us know that they know they were not trying to be overly serious with this film.