Oregon and Kingsley are back
Howard asks JP to coach him in the art of seduction. (Picture adidas samba : Channel 4)
Everyone favourite students are back for a third outing as their second year of uni gets under way.
Over the summer it seems like JP has been memorising all the possible slang words for sex, masturbation and genitalia. His lewd vocabulary is more detailed and synonym heavy than the OED.
After getting laid in the previous series, Howard is now officially a fan of sex and enlists the potty mout adidas samba hed JP to coach him in the art of seduction.
Kingsley story is as vague as ever, he may have broken up with Heather but he not really sure. He spends his time talking to Josie on video chat. She is now a fresher at Southampton University, but despite the distance I imagine we still be seeing a lot of her this series.
The new girl Candice. (Picture: Channel 4)
Vod and Oregon spent the summer in South/Central America and return on separate flights after something of a fractious trip. Turns out Vod met a dashing Mexican called Javier and used Oregon as her translator the entire time. She is understandably still livid about this.
With Josie no longer a resident, new girl and fresher Candice moves in and the others do their best to impress her by smoking joints and telling her stories of excess. They fail. Miserably.
Starting a Dry Slope Skiing Society is a unique way of pulling girls. (Picture: Channel 4)
With JP labelling the boys Hard On they set upon enticing girls to their house by starting the Dry Slope Skiing Society featuring a hot tub social. JP, ever the driving force behind all their female hunting endeavours, inevitably strikes out whereas newly confident Howard bags himself a date with a cute psychology student.
Vod struggles to get rid of her Mexican boyfriend. (Picture: Channel 4)
Vod Mexican love interest shows up unexpectedly and her inability to speak the lingo makes it very hard for her to get rid of him. Poor Oregon again has to play interpreter for them.
With Josie looking lonely in Southampton, the gang head down to join her for a traffic light party, a horrific event for anyone that ever had the misfortune of going to one. JP again strikes out, Vod teaches Candice her code of drug taking conduct and Kingsley and Josie hook up again. They end up having sex while everyone else is in the room and though he tries hard, JP cannot convince all of them to have an orgy.
Everything seems rosy for the happy couple but as s adidas samba oon as Kingsley gets home Heather is waiting with an X Factor esque sob story about her Grandad and the two fall into bed together. After billing himself as Pyman in the first series, Kingsley is finally living up to this moniker. However, I foresee an angry Josie not far away.
Go in Howard! Go in! (Picture: Channel 4)
Howard big date arrives, but wait, he sees the girl at the bar but doesn go in. Instead he watches and waits adidas samba for her to leave. What is going on in that head of his? Loyalty to JP maybe? Who knows a good return to form for the Manchester students, I look forward to next week installment.